Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Dog House Jokes More Dog House Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.