Woof Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

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