Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The Woof of Wall Street.
Paraffin and matches.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Raise the woof!
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
One can raise a child
You're an eight.
This club can't even handle me right now
Kermit's finger.
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
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Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
