Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The Woof of Wall Street.
Paraffin and matches.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Raise the woof!
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Smack a monster.
Because his wife was dead-set against it...
For resisting a rest.
I ate sand.
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
Roam And Tick things..
Boys clothes half off.
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
None, the room is already lit.
Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.
Roll a 40 down the street.
British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*
