Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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The Woof of Wall Street.
Paraffin and matches.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Raise the woof!
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Because he isn't real.
They Don't Know Where Home Is!" Daniel , Reddit Clown
Because it blew up.
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
He lives on a street with no name.
Chicks dig stars.
Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.
