Linoleum blownapart.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Tosses them off.
Pacific rim
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
Having to toss everyone's salad
See you on the flip side.
Then I frown & order the soup.
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
Olive Oil.
Prime Rib
It's out of order.
Congee-gal visit
You know he's guilty.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
She ate her soup before it was cool
Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?
A: They're too hard to peel.
They both came in a little behind.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Potatoes
Time
the rest of them will write Perl
ALOHA SNACKBAR
Hula the dogs out?
