It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
the rest of them will write Perl
