What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.