What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

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What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building