What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.