What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.