What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo