What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

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What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo