What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co