What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo