Dna Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do goats do to get off?

They pasturebate

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?

Do you even algae-bruh?

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

What do you call an Arab dairy farmer?

A milk sheik.