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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Yo Jokes More Yo Jokes

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Crick Jokes More Crick Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

84 Jokes More 84 Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Goat Dna Jokes More Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.