Dna Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.