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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!