Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

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How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

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Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.