Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Dental Record Jokes More Dental Record Jokes

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.