Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

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What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone?

Blue Genes... I'll be here all week

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Dental Record Jokes More Dental Record Jokes

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.