Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Dental Record Jokes More Dental Record Jokes

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.