Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

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What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

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Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.