Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Dental Record Jokes More Dental Record Jokes

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.