What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

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What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ?

Bolton braces !

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.