What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself