What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW?

A redneck's trigger actually does something

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ?

Bolton braces !