What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

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What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

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Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ?

Bolton braces !

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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What do you call a graduated spider?

A Web Designer

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.