What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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What's the most common career choice among spiders?

Web development

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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What do you call a graduated spider?

A Web Designer

What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...