What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

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What do you call a graduated spider?

A Web Designer

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...