What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there