What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

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Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

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What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.