What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.