What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in