What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!