Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What do you call a corrupt lawyer?

Senator.

Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.