Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What do you call a snake that works for the government?

Senator.

Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.