Neither can achieve an election
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They planet!
He was too super fish oil.
Shoot for the Tsars.
He wanted to achieve erection reform.
Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.
Because nobody wants to hold an erection.
Because proper tea is theft.
The hebrewgeebies
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
It was too tired...
A corn snake
So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.
Tsar Napoleon.
From the looks of it, your dad won
I'm in light urn.'
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Because one more would be too farty.
An alter eagle!
Because he had a cataract!
Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.
