Neither can achieve an election
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He was too super fish oil.
Shoot for the Tsars.
He wanted to achieve erection reform.
Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.
Hard Rock.
It'd be a ruined joke.
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
They were both shot in Vegas!
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
You get some hoes and they get dough for you.
Because it's covered with horsehide!
He was following the Tsar.
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
It cracked.
The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
Because no one wants them.