Tsar Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !