Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian. I'll see myself out.

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They keep stealing green cards.

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I hate the steelers.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.