Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Which country do doctors hate?

any

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Tsar Jokes More Tsar Jokes

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.