Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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Count the stripes on his track pants.

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Because they hate black, people!!!

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A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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Tsar Napoleon.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.