Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !