Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.