Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager