Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.