Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

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What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.