Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.