What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time?

M'llenium

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.