What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's scared of everything?

Coward!

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.