What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other