How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12