How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say