How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Who loses?

America.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.