How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.