How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.