How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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