Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs?

A retarded bandwagoner