Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs?

A retarded bandwagoner

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls