Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!