What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!