What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre