What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.