What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.