What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.