What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.