What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre