What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese?

Gorgon*zola

What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.