What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.