What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

Gouda, gouda..."

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!