What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.