What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!