What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.