Camembert Jokes

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

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Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

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They use a conveyor belt.

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He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

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What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

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Son of a Bith!

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs