What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs