What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

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What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.