What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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One composes, the other decomposes...

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Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

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A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat