What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song?

Chive Talkin'

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling