What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!