What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.