What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

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Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation?

0mg

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.