You can make soldiers out of toast!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Blue Sonnet
Space Jam.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast
Door jamb.
Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat
Marma'lady
Crumfortably Numb!
Miracle whip.
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
Bean-laden
Couple's Daily Question Mug
On the dark side.
This is my body, I'm nice with jam."
Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."
An Ethiopian rave.
Toast is brown on both sides.
They toasted the bride and groom.
Because people kept toasting him!
Crusty
gingerbread
They say the business is toast.
Weirdo.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
Keep it in church, guys.
Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
Because he was spaced out.
An astronaut.
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
It got stuck in a crack.
They're both tearable.
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
I can unscrew a lightbulb.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.