How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

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What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

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What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.