Al Qaeda Jokes

What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?

New York Jets

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What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ( )

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Large Plain Jokes More Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Fool Jokes More Fool Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool

New York Jets Jokes More New York Jets Jokes

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ( )

What's AlQaeda's favorite football team?

The New York Jets

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

April Jokes More April Jokes

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.