Al Qaeda Jokes

What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?

New York Jets

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What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ( )

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Fool Jokes More Fool Jokes

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !