How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here