How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole