Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming