Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

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Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.