How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.