How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.