What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."