What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A