What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.