What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope