What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.