What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.