What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance