What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance