What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!