What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!