What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.