Relax Jokes

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!