What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!