What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair?

In Africa.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.