What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

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