What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!