I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
zero, because none of them knows how to
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
Free shotgun
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
Because it was rated R.
Because she nailed that Solo.
He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.
Because it may Pikachu.
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
In a choral coral corral
The J'accusi