What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.