What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!