Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin