Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

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A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin