Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.