Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said