Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
Rohypnol
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
The guest of honor always shows up late!
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said