What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.