What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.