Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

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Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

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What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Poor People Jokes More Poor People Jokes

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.