They can't afford to pay respects.
Because it's on the house.
Because jail is free.
A somber-ero.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
A butler.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
They don't.
Pover-tea.
