Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What do you call a well respected slave?

A butler.

Poor People Jokes More Poor People Jokes

What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.