Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

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Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.