Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Poor People Jokes More Poor People Jokes

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.