Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
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They can't afford to pay respects.
A butler.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
A baby in the oven.
He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.
Give her a shovel.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
Neigh-bours.
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
To shake things up on network tv.
Just add water.
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
