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They can't afford to pay respects.
A butler.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
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Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
To bone up on his schoolwork.
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A bow.
Because he didn't habanero
Barbers.
Driver
A: Turn on the water.
Coz their eyes opened.
Because he was always lost at C!
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
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Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
Mourning wood.