What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.