What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.