What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one