Mourn Wood Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Grandmother Jokes More Grandmother Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

2x4 Jokes More 2x4 Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination?

He sawdust.