Mourn Wood Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

Necrophiliacs Jokes More Necrophiliacs Jokes

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

m'hogany

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(