Mourn Wood Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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He had lost a deer friend

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

Grandmother Jokes More Grandmother Jokes

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.