Mourn Wood Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Another day.

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The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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Morning wood.

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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In a casket.

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A casket

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How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

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Because he was a paw bearer.

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He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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The plot thickens.

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What kind of whale flies?

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.