He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Because Paracetamol on fire.
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
JerkBait.
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
Legs. Spread the word.
Because he urned it
His family advertised it as a barbecue.
anonagon.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
They both like to crack open a cold one
Mourning wood.