Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why was the homeless man's body cremated?

Because he urned it

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.