Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one