Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......