Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."